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CreamyWhip #21 Posted 14 July 2016 - 11:10 AM

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View PostPh3lan, on 14 July 2016 - 10:06 AM, said:

 

Otherwise, I am afraid the answer is no. 

 

 

As I feared, but I shall dance the pain away

 

(artist's impression)

 


Edited by CreamyWhip, 14 July 2016 - 11:18 AM.


Xx_ToXiC_GoLdNoOb_xX #22 Posted 14 July 2016 - 11:23 AM

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I keep my guide short and simple: Drive forward, don't get spotted, don't get hit. Shoot red tanks and kill as many as you can before you are toasted.

 

Has been working in my case. I see that many are still struggling with the first thing, so it isn't that easy to execute this tactical masterpiece.


Edited by Xx_ToXiC_GoLdNoOb_xX, 14 July 2016 - 11:24 AM.

 

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Skullcandy #23 Posted 14 July 2016 - 01:28 PM

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We need a guide on how to destroy PHNX IS-3 Defender platoons. :hiding:

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Skullcandy #24 Posted 14 July 2016 - 03:18 PM

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I'll go first then.

One guide from me, myself and I: The Beginner's Guide to Consumables and Provisions. :)

 

 

 

Now, which tank to pick? ... Hmmm.

Can I have this one, please? :B

 


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Ph3lan #25 Posted 14 July 2016 - 04:02 PM

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View PostSkullcandy, on 14 July 2016 - 03:18 PM, said:

I'll go first then.

One guide from me, myself and I: The Beginner's Guide to Consumables and Provisions. :)

 

 

I am impressed, I think you set the bar pretty high with this one. :medal:

 

 



zulcik #26 Posted 14 July 2016 - 04:13 PM

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I though I was interested and then I saw there is no 'Unlimited HEAT supply' reward... :trollface:

Tanklikes #27 Posted 14 July 2016 - 04:51 PM

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Edit: Stupid question


Edited by Epicone1999, 16 July 2016 - 07:09 PM.

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AndyHe #28 Posted 14 July 2016 - 05:29 PM

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How to be a good extreem MLG noscope goldnoob

 

Well, the first thing when you do is buy a good ipad so the loading dont takes 10 years .

then you buy in-game gold, let is say: spend atleast 100 euro's ( 32k gold)

What you now do is, you buy is6 , buy credits with gold, and use the most expensive consumables ,provisions and equipment,

then buy with gold only HEAT, because it has a better penetration and you dont need time to aim properly. (Also dont forget to buy 100% crew, or you won't hit someone.)

Go into battle,with another is6 user who did the same thing above.

and get called goldnoob . ( IMPORTANT! DONT FORGET TO DO 360* AND QUICKSCOPES!! VERY IMPORTANT!)

 

 

 

well, this guide sucks due lack of English and experience... 


I like Type 62, that's why I want WG to give a huge discount on Type 59 so I can change my equipment on my Type 62

 

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IrmaBecx #29 Posted 14 July 2016 - 06:27 PM

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View Postminitelrose, on 13 July 2016 - 08:08 PM, said:

 

Nooooo ! how about my "the art of capturing base" ??

 

thats the best I will be able to ever produce.

Successfully capping is the climax of the blitz win experienc, as explained in the first sentence in the tutorial "win by capturing base or killing all enemy tanks", and yet is rarely performed at low tiers, and never done in tiers 2-10, except maybe for Edurace and myself (out of the million European blitz player base).

 

Now I have to think of something else. Anything else will be less useful :/

 

 

Minitel, I am certain you still have your best stuff ahead of you!

 

View PostAndyHe, on 13 July 2016 - 08:06 PM, said:

Guide how to quickscope/o360 no scope? No problem.

 

I am writing that!!!

 

And like Phelan says, guides written from the perspective of newer players are super usefiåul, to new players because they are relevant to their situation, and to older players because they offer a different perspective; often one they may have forgotten.


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minitelrose #30 Posted 14 July 2016 - 07:20 PM

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While I wanted to comment on a lot of amazing posts here (and special feature to creamy whip) you Irma had me laugh the loudest.

 

your original statement deserves full and detailed développement, just as much as minitel deserves some decryption : 

 

View PostIrmaBecx, on 14 July 2016 - 07:27 PM, said:

Minitel, I am certain you still have your best stuff ahead of you!

 

 

 

Minitel was a nationwide telecom service with limited release in 1978 and commercial availability in 1980, that was terminated in 2012. It prefigured most of what is now known as:

 

the internet.

 

link is to the English Wikipedia, if you dare.

the rose part, was the most joyful and self enjoyable part, especially for both teenagers and office workers, since it was the adult section, (rose means pink) it was amazing, with  some text base, black and white animation and of course, chat services. I could charge up to one euro a minute.

 

When I see the amount of hour long video stuff available for free made by desesperate house wives nowadays on the internet, it gives me vertigo. It even has color.

 

 

 

Here is a selfie of me at work, in my glory days, circa 1995 :

 

 

You will have understood by now already, being terminated in 2012, my future isn't all that bright but thank you for still thinking about myself and encouraging. My screen now shut to black for eternity I will rememebr you all kindly forever in the darkness I have entered.

 

minitelrose.

 

 

View PostIrmaBecx, on 14 July 2016 - 07:27 PM, said:

Minitel, I am certain you still have your best stuff ahead of you!

 

Haha ! Certainly.

mischevious you Irma, mischevious you.


Read my guides there

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I want just that, and replay files.

 


AndyHe #31 Posted 14 July 2016 - 07:59 PM

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View PostIrmaBecx, on 14 July 2016 - 06:27 PM, said:

 

Minitel, I am certain you still have your best stuff ahead of you!

 

 

I am writing that!!!

 

And like Phelan says, guides written from the perspective of newer players are super usefiåul, to new players because they are relevant to their situation, and to older players because they offer a different perspective; often one they may have forgotten.

 

wait, are you already writing that?

I like Type 62, that's why I want WG to give a huge discount on Type 59 so I can change my equipment on my Type 62

 

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Skullcandy #32 Posted 15 July 2016 - 01:29 AM

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View PostPh3lan, on 14 July 2016 - 04:02 PM, said:

 

I am impressed, I think you set the bar pretty high with this one. :medal:

 

 

Thank you, chap. :)

 

 

View Postminitelrose, on 14 July 2016 - 07:20 PM, said:

 

Here is a selfie of me at work, in my glory days, circa 1995 :

 

 

 

 

A selfie, eh? So the camera is in your mouth and you pressed the button with your tongue? :P

 

 

 


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minitelrose #33 Posted 15 July 2016 - 03:07 AM

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View PostSkullcandy, on 15 July 2016 - 02:29 AM, said:

Thank you, chap. :)

 

 

 

A selfie, eh? So the camera is in your mouth and you pressed the button with your tongue? :P

 

 

 

 

you don't get it obviously. Minitel is the device shown as well as the online service it provided through a phone line.

Minitel has no mouth or tongue or hands. The ugly hands shown here belong to some anonymous and uninteresting office worker.


Edited by minitelrose, 15 July 2016 - 03:09 AM.

Read my guides there

"I want the game to be just how it was launched, no MM limitations for platoons, some unbalanced match once in a while, and friendly fire should come back as well. The only thing they should remove is statistics." -phony1907, 08 July 2016, 05:45pm - 

I want just that, and replay files.

 


zulcik #34 Posted 16 July 2016 - 04:22 PM

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I submitted a guide too: 10 things I wish I knew when I started

Ph3lan #35 Posted 17 July 2016 - 12:31 PM

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I've moved the topic to the contest section (but left a link in the gameplay section). 

Dassem_ #36 Posted 17 July 2016 - 11:03 PM

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Ok, here we go! A little guide to help new players get better instantly! :great:

 

BLITZ Starter Guide!

http://forum.wotblit...-starter-guide/

 

Ive also made a youtube presentation of it, to humor those who cant be bothered are to busy tanking to read it!

https://youtu.be/LHDDZj_pIGU

 

PS: I need a Superpershing.


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PapaSten #37 Posted 18 July 2016 - 06:56 AM

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View PostSkullcandy, on 14 July 2016 - 01:28 PM, said:

We need a guide on how to destroy PHNX IS-3 Defender platoons. :hiding:

 

I think you need a guide how to destroy any PHNX member in any tank.

 


FortyThieves #38 Posted 18 July 2016 - 08:49 AM

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View PostSkullcandy, on 14 July 2016 - 01:28 PM, said:

We need a guide on how to destroy PHNX IS-3 Defender platoons. :hiding:

 

i met xenodium in a defender once. it was painful and i embarrassed myself trying to COD him :teethhappy:

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mitzu85 #39 Posted 18 July 2016 - 02:11 PM

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Yet another contest available for copy-paste.Good luck on writing what has already been wrote or said.

Dassem_ #40 Posted 18 July 2016 - 02:18 PM

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View Postmitzu85, on 18 July 2016 - 03:11 PM, said:

Yet another contest available for copy-paste.Good luck on writing what has already been wrote or said.

 

i think i did... im offering advice that will make players instantly useful. thats got to be new...

 

http://forum.wotblit...-starter-guide/


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