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DumbApe #1 Posted 12 March 2018 - 10:11 PM

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I have no idea why, but the TOG is speaking to me... I don't know why and I think I need to lie down in a darkened room.

 

I am seriously thinking of buying it.  I bought the Angry Connor as I thought it would be a laugh and the same madness is taking hold with the TOG too. 

 

At least with all that armour I guess I might last a minute or two longer. 

 

 


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Cookiebile #2 Posted 12 March 2018 - 10:13 PM

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I’m seriously don’t understand what you’re talking about?

 

TOG Is therapy! 

 

(Edit: armour? I really don’t understand what your talking about)

 


Edited by Cookiebile, 12 March 2018 - 10:15 PM.


 


DumbApe #3 Posted 12 March 2018 - 10:54 PM

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View PostCookiebile, on 12 March 2018 - 10:13 PM, said:

TOG Is therapy! 

 

(Edit: armour? I really don’t understand what your talking about)

 

 

Well if not exactly armour then how about calling it Acres of Steel 

 

Actually now I think about it a a lot of friends and colleagues are saying I need to slow down and take it a bit easier...


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Cookiebile #4 Posted 12 March 2018 - 10:58 PM

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View PostDumbApe, on 12 March 2018 - 10:54 PM, said:

 

Well if not exactly armour then how about calling it Acres of Steel 

 

Actually now I think about it a a lot of friends and colleagues are saying I need to slow down and take it a bit easier...

In theory it has No Armour whatsoever

 

but

 

with some practice it becomes a sidescraping monster

 

the long hull can bounce like  there is no tomorrow 

 

actually this works best while reversing and showing your back in an angle

 

magnificent intriguing  tonk    



 


DumbApe #5 Posted 12 March 2018 - 11:08 PM

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View PostCookiebile, on 12 March 2018 - 10:58 PM, said:

magnificent intriguing  tonk    

 

You are teasing me... tempting me to do it aren't you... this is bad.  WG does not need my gold ... I must be strong :unsure:


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The_Mighty_Wombat #6 Posted 13 March 2018 - 12:02 AM

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Tog Wins!


LanguishViking #7 Posted 13 March 2018 - 12:17 AM

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I can't get TOG2 because for me to denoob a tank I need 50% winrate, 1.0 kills per battle and do at least my own hitpoints in damage. All impossible with TOG2. 


stevewindow79 #8 Posted 13 March 2018 - 01:03 AM

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View PostDumbApe, on 12 March 2018 - 10:11 PM, said:

I have no idea why, but the TOG is speaking to me... I don't know why and I think I need to lie down in a darkened room.

 

I am seriously thinking of buying it.  I bought the Angry Connor as I thought it would be a laugh and the same madness is taking hold with the TOG too. 

 

At least with all that armour I guess I might last a minute or two longer. 

 

 

My two favourite tanks. 

 

 

 

Couple of things;

 

1. The Connor isn't really angry. Just a bit grumpy. 

 

2. The tog is correctly called “the Mighty TOG”. 

 

 

 

Togtogtogtogtogtogtog. 



stevewindow79 #9 Posted 13 March 2018 - 01:04 AM

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View PostCookiebile, on 12 March 2018 - 10:58 PM, said:

In theory it has No Armour whatsoever

 

but

 

with some practice it becomes a sidescraping monster

 

the long hull can bounce like  there is no tomorrow 

 

actually this works best while reversing and showing your back in an angle

 

magnificent intriguing  tonk    

 

he’s right. 

 



EpicTanker_2015 #10 Posted 13 March 2018 - 01:04 AM

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Buy it its awesome but dont get addicted to BUYING it will ruin yoir life use grammarly to fix everything

Titus_Scato #11 Posted 13 March 2018 - 01:44 AM

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TOG

 

A.K.A. TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

 

A.K.A. HMS TOG II

 

A.K.A. LANDSHIP MK.II

 

A.K.A. BEDFORD LONG-WHEELBASE NON-ARTICULATED ALL-TERRAIN ARMOURED LORRY

 

A.K.A. THAMES BARGE

 

And many others....



Gentleman_l8astard #12 Posted 13 March 2018 - 06:15 AM

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The Tog is love.

 

I won mine on the PC version and loved it.  It’s a slow, massive DPM monster, and if you do it just right it can side scrap with the best of them.  It’s not a tank you buy to take seriously, it’s a tank you buy to have fun.  And it is fun.



Chairman_merpug #13 Posted 13 March 2018 - 08:43 AM

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I think mine's coming out of the garage today. Fun was seriously lacking yesterday.

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DumbApe #14 Posted 13 March 2018 - 10:38 AM

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None of you are helping ... I must resist.  Temptation to have fun breaches blitzsters mantra.  

 

STATS ARE GOLDEN.

Fun is forbidden

 

how about calling it TOGgy McTOG Face?

 

 


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Cookiebile #15 Posted 13 March 2018 - 10:49 AM

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View PostDans79Vet, on 13 March 2018 - 12:02 AM, said:

Tog Wins!

 

it usually does, yes. Even more so when turning supramacy off!

 

most player underestimate it so gravely. The laughs you hear in start of some battles usually silence pretty fast...



 


Cookiebile #16 Posted 13 March 2018 - 10:53 AM

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View PostLanguishViking, on 13 March 2018 - 12:17 AM, said:

I can't get TOG2 because for me to denoob a tank I need 50% winrate, 1.0 kills per battle and do at least my own hitpoints in damage. All impossible with TOG2. 

 

sure not. Shoot back and try to stay off big guns. Then you have a good case for winning most battles and scoring most damage in every battle. Being useful often means take your own route. Turning supramacy off is a very viable option  cos now you can use your team as a shield more efficiently.


 


Cookiebile #17 Posted 13 March 2018 - 10:55 AM

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...and besides all this....given the gold invested consider the tank you actually got! It’s actually 3 or 4 tanks in one!


 


scaramax #18 Posted 13 March 2018 - 11:55 AM

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Togggg!

 


minitelrose #19 Posted 13 March 2018 - 01:38 PM

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View PostCookiebile, on 13 March 2018 - 11:55 AM, said:

...and besides all this....given the gold invested consider the tank you actually got! It’s actually 3 or 4 tanks in one!

 

Absolutely. it’s the best tank investment considering the wheight. 


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I want just that, and replay files.

 


Cookiebile #20 Posted 13 March 2018 - 03:28 PM

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View Postminitelrose, on 13 March 2018 - 01:38 PM, said:

 

Absolutely. it’s the best tank investment considering the wheight. 

 

and length!

 

(probably mass and square meter too!)



 





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