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MarsIsBrightTonight #1 Posted 15 July 2018 - 10:53 PM

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I'm too lazy to figure out how to upload replays (they want me to sign in with Google, of course indeed) so here's the transcript of a rather special Tier III battle. That, and another tier VII battle, were odd enough to inspire a ripoff filk. All chat is global. Typos etc. were reproduced.

 

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UE 57: [expletive]
T-46: Hi

FCM36Pak40 : Reported!
D.W.2: Hi
D.W.2: Lol

T-46: Wth did I do
D.W.2: Lol
FCM36Pak40 : Double reported!

T-46: Why report
UE 57: yoiu pressed BATTLE
T46: Xd

D.W.2: Why report
D.W.2: Lol
FCM36Pak40 : DW2 also reported
D.W.2:Ok

T46: I report you back
Cruiser IV: report your mum for being fat

SU-76I --> Pz38(/t)
FCM36Pak40 : Pz38 reported

UE 57: I report all reds
FCM36Pak40 --> Covenanter
FCM36Pak40 : coventer reported
FCM36Pak40 --> M3 Lee
FCM36Pak40 : me lee reported
FCM36Pak40 --> T-46

Cruiser IV --> FCM36Pak40
D.W.2 --> T-28
FCM36Pak40 : who killed me?
D.W.2 --> UE-57
FCM36Pak40 : theyre defianly reported

T-46: FCM34Pak40 reported
T-46: Me

D.W.2: Lol
RG FCM36Pak40 : thats it!

UE 57: if I had my way
D.W.2: Lol
GG T-46: xDD what u gonna do
UE 57: I'd have all of you shot

D.W.2 --> Cruiser IV

 

I guess Pak40 was coming from a bad hair battle... More of the same in Tier VII when a poor Leopard actually spent most of the time begging on bent knee not to be reported after the first volley of "R", "<<<<<", "L all", "report u noob"... I had to remind them there were reds shooting at us! So here's the song... and remember, the MH system is there just because WG thought they had too much personnel answering tickets.

Ahem. Onto the filk:

 

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So ya
Thought ya
Might like to 
Play a tank game.

To experience the online conflagration,
Watch enemies blow.
Well, I've got some bad news for you sunshine,
Heavies are YOLOing, the team has just split,
And the mediums just camp, flanking be damned,
You're gonna find out that MM is just chit.

Are there any noobs in the teams out tonight?
pls report them by the score!
There's one who's been spotted, he don't go hill in Mines,
Gotta report him to be sure!
That one looks noobish!
And that one is stock!
Who let all of this riff-raff into our spawn?
There's one shooting at rocks,
And two others are bots!
If I had my way, 
I'd have all of you shot!

 

Happy tanking,

Mars


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Vedrfoelnir #2 Posted 15 July 2018 - 11:45 PM

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There are today too much crybabys out there in the game. Put the useless reportcalls somewhere else. I am so pissed off!

They are just yoloing into the enemy and in 30 sec dead, after the useless yolorun they are calling "report you you and you", or they are pushing and blocking and when they miss --> ''reported".

 



SinFFX1 #3 Posted 16 July 2018 - 12:11 AM

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you know the sad thing, you only haave 5 reports, for so many bots i meed in battle i need like 20 reports per day or ever more.


MarsIsBrightTonight #4 Posted 16 July 2018 - 12:43 AM

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View PostVedrfoelnir, on 15 July 2018 - 11:45 PM, said:

 

They are just yoloing into the enemy and in 30 sec dead, after the useless yolorun they are calling "report you you and you", or they are pushing and blocking and when they miss --> ''reported".

Forgot to mention - the first call of "reported" came when the two teams still hadn't spotted each other, hence T-46's confused reply.


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Vedrfoelnir #5 Posted 16 July 2018 - 12:49 AM

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The MH system is useless :/ 

And totally abused.



Knickerson #6 Posted 16 July 2018 - 06:05 AM

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Replace Hold Position button with Reported!
Cry "Havoc,"
And let slip the dogs of war.
 
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Bada__Bing #7 Posted 16 July 2018 - 07:59 AM

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I’m finding myself increasingly using the phrase “ just play!” In battles 

petes85 #8 Posted 16 July 2018 - 08:24 AM

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Report thread :D

Chairman_merpug #9 Posted 16 July 2018 - 02:59 PM

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View PostKnickerson, on 16 July 2018 - 06:05 AM, said:

Replace Hold Position button with Reported!

I think "Move!" Would be more useful


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sorjonen73 #10 Posted 16 July 2018 - 03:14 PM

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I rage sometimes too but when you get (fair) lol matches enough in row IT happens

Frodo_Nifinger #11 Posted 16 July 2018 - 04:38 PM

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View PostMarsIsBrightTonight, on 15 July 2018 - 11:53 PM, said:

I'm too lazy to figure out how to upload replays (they want me to sign in with Google, of course indeed) so here's the transcript of a rather special Tier III battle. That, and another tier VII battle, were odd enough to inspire a ripoff filk. All chat is global. Typos etc. were reproduced.

 

Quote

UE 57: [expletive]
T-46: Hi

FCM36Pak40 : Reported!
D.W.2: Hi
D.W.2: Lol

T-46: Wth did I do
D.W.2: Lol
FCM36Pak40 : Double reported!

T-46: Why report
UE 57: yoiu pressed BATTLE
T46: Xd

D.W.2: Why report
D.W.2: Lol
FCM36Pak40 : DW2 also reported
D.W.2:Ok

T46: I report you back
Cruiser IV: report your mum for being fat

SU-76I --> Pz38(/t)
FCM36Pak40 : Pz38 reported

UE 57: I report all reds
FCM36Pak40 --> Covenanter
FCM36Pak40 : coventer reported
FCM36Pak40 --> M3 Lee
FCM36Pak40 : me lee reported
FCM36Pak40 --> T-46

Cruiser IV --> FCM36Pak40
D.W.2 --> T-28
FCM36Pak40 : who killed me?
D.W.2 --> UE-57
FCM36Pak40 : theyre defianly reported

T-46: FCM34Pak40 reported
T-46: Me

D.W.2: Lol
RG FCM36Pak40 : thats it!

UE 57: if I had my way
D.W.2: Lol
GG T-46: xDD what u gonna do
UE 57: I'd have all of you shot

D.W.2 --> Cruiser IV

 

I guess Pak40 was coming from a bad hair battle... More of the same in Tier VII when a poor Leopard actually spent most of the time begging on bent knee not to be reported after the first volley of "R", "<<<<<", "L all", "report u noob"... I had to remind them there were reds shooting at us! So here's the song... and remember, the MH system is there just because WG thought they had too much personnel answering tickets.

Ahem. Onto the filk:

 

Quote

So ya
Thought ya
Might like to 
Play a tank game.

To experience the online conflagration,
Watch enemies blow.
Well, I've got some bad news for you sunshine,
Heavies are YOLOing, the team has just split,
And the mediums just camp, flanking be damned,
You're gonna find out that MM is just chit.

Are there any noobs in the teams out tonight?
pls report them by the score!
There's one who's been spotted, he don't go hill in Mines,
Gotta report him to be sure!
That one looks noobish!
And that one is stock!
Who let all of this riff-raff into our spawn?
There's one shooting at rocks,
And two others are bots!
If I had my way, 
I'd have all of you shot!

 

Happy tanking,

Mars

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Nuff said!


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Frodo_Nifinger #12 Posted 16 July 2018 - 04:39 PM

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View Postmrpgilbert, on 16 July 2018 - 03:59 PM, said:

I think "Move!" Would be more useful

 

No, not strong enough

 it should be: MOOOOOOOOOOVE!


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sorjonen73 #13 Posted 16 July 2018 - 05:37 PM

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Angry tankers with well balanced losing rows perhaps?!?

Mjr_Eazy #14 Posted 16 July 2018 - 07:00 PM

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View PostFrodo_Nifinger, on 16 July 2018 - 04:39 PM, said:

 

No, not strong enough

 it should be: MOOOOOOOOOOVE!

 

Lol, that’s what I uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse!

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llo1 #15 Posted 16 July 2018 - 08:08 PM

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View PostFrodo_Nifinger, on 16 July 2018 - 04:39 PM, said:

 

No, not strong enough

 it should be: MOOOOOOOOOOVE!

 

Maybe some of you computer literate people can answer......is there no way to make the noob who sits there doing nothing, suddenly find themselves with a blank screen and a squealing loud voice shouting "get off your fat ****, and start playing" and then should the offender STILL not move ......switch the computer/phone / iPad off for an hour before it starts up again........

AND without the ability to manually override the hour shutdown! 


 
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sixty_three #16 Posted 17 July 2018 - 11:30 AM

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View Postllo1, on 16 July 2018 - 08:08 PM, said:

Maybe some of you computer literate people can answer......is there no way to make the noob who sits there doing nothing, suddenly find themselves with a blank screen and a squealing loud voice shouting "get off your fat ****, and start playing" and then should the offender STILL not move ......switch the computer/phone / iPad off for an hour before it starts up again........

AND without the ability to manually override the hour shutdown! 

 

I’d like to see an animation of the crew bailing out of the tank, with an appropriate crew voice over.  Like “last one to the NAAFI is a nincompoop!”

 

In the event that the tank still doesn’t move, then it gets flattened by a Monty Python boot ...

 


Edited by sixty_three, 17 July 2018 - 11:31 AM.

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