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minitelrose #41 Posted 26 November 2018 - 02:09 PM

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View PostJammytwss212, on 25 November 2018 - 11:17 AM, said:

I guess I suck with derp guns on turreted tanks. I have both the t49 and kv-2. Both between 65-70% WR which is good but I can't get masteries with them. Only a 2nd class mastery for the kv-2 and 1st class for the t49. 

 

those tanks have such huge a potential for huge games, where every time you pull the trigger someone dies behind the horizon, that it’s really a lot of luck to ace them. Even more so than with the regular derpy TD.

 

i always think light and medium as the easier to ace, because you can always take more risks and try harder. But you can’t really try hard to hit or to high roll or to blow some amorack twice in a game... which are the most likely things to give you an ace in those things. 


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I want just that, and replay files.

 


StijnIn #42 Posted 26 November 2018 - 07:15 PM

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T34, Löwe, SU122-44, heck even IS-7...

Under 100 games for each though so not really statistically significant. Only emotionally  :unsure: 


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Colmain595 #43 Posted 27 November 2018 - 03:32 AM

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Cursed wagons.  I've just had a cursed day, nothing but losing.

jylpah #44 Posted 27 November 2018 - 06:45 AM

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View PostColmain595, on 27 November 2018 - 05:32 AM, said:

Cursed wagons.  I've just had a cursed day, nothing but losing.

 

Last 4x weekend, tell me about it!

 


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queen_priscilla #45 Posted 27 November 2018 - 08:58 AM

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View PostColmain595, on 27 November 2018 - 03:32 AM, said:

Cursed wagons.  I've just had a cursed day, nothing but losing.

 

2 days of every vehicle being cursed... culminating with a kv2 shell missing an mt25 side on from 5 yards with fully closed aiming reticule.... oh the wg gods do not smile upon my battle weary carcass.

Edited by harrier_77, 27 November 2018 - 09:01 AM.

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DtheHun #46 Posted 27 November 2018 - 12:38 PM

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View Postharrier_77, on 27 November 2018 - 08:58 AM, said:

 

2 days of every vehicle being cursed... culminating with a kv2 shell missing an mt25 side on from 5 yards with fully closed aiming reticule.... oh the wg gods do not smile upon my battle weary carcass.

 

You  need RNGesus!

 

I had the same last night... but then I figured  out what went wrong this morning.  There was this full bottle of whisky last night... there is this empty bottle of whisky this morning.  I think I may have been Tanking While intoxicated.



queen_priscilla #47 Posted 27 November 2018 - 01:49 PM

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View PostDtheHun, on 27 November 2018 - 12:38 PM, said:

 

You  need RNGesus!

 

I had the same last night... but then I figured  out what went wrong this morning.  There was this full bottle of whisky last night... there is this empty bottle of whisky this morning.  I think I may have been Tanking While intoxicated.

 

The tanking police will be round to revoke your gunnery licence soldier!

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DtheHun #48 Posted 27 November 2018 - 02:10 PM

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View Postharrier_77, on 27 November 2018 - 01:49 PM, said:

 

The tanking police will be round to revoke your gunnery licence soldier!

 

I shall offer them a drink!

queen_priscilla #49 Posted 27 November 2018 - 02:30 PM

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View PostDtheHun, on 27 November 2018 - 02:10 PM, said:

 

I shall offer them a drink!

 

Huzzah!

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minitelrose #50 Posted 27 November 2018 - 10:49 PM

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My T54e1 is cursed, all blue numbers and 48% winrate.

 

my AMX-13-57 met around 800 games the 63.40% average winrate...

suddenly free fall into the 59 average within less than 200 more games. 

Including for last 100 games impossible to stay out of the low 50s.

 

just today, 3 times do I take 3 reds on my own, and when I die, my team who started 6vs4 is down to 3 vs 4... 


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I want just that, and replay files.

 


Mjr_Eazy #51 Posted 27 November 2018 - 11:38 PM

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View PostDtheHun, on 27 November 2018 - 02:10 PM, said:

 

I shall offer them a drink!

 

Let’s hope they get there early enough for there to be some left ;)

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minitelrose #52 Posted 13 December 2018 - 10:39 PM

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I would like to nominate FV4202 as the ultimate cursed tank.

 

i aced this thing.

i’m blue in it (apparently)

my stats are green orange, which could be better of course. 

They would certainly be better if that winrate didn’t ditch lower than ground can touch.

 


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"I want the game to be just how it was launched, no MM limitations for platoons, some unbalanced match once in a while, and friendly fire should come back as well. The only thing they should remove is statistics." -phony1907, 08 July 2016, 05:45pm - 

I want just that, and replay files.

 


GAY___PUTIN #53 Posted 14 December 2018 - 12:17 AM

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M5 Stuart 

52 Battles

44.23%  Win rate,

can't budge it higher,

its a Super Unicorn according to Blitzstars

 

It's a terrible tank, no Pen, not very nimble for a light.

 

I am also cursed in the T-44, great tank, can't win for toffee


Edited by Gay_Putin, 14 December 2018 - 12:18 AM.


Chairman_merpug #54 Posted 14 December 2018 - 12:29 AM

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Today, all of them.

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