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Colmain595 #1 Posted 23 November 2018 - 12:11 AM

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I was inspired by what I read on another thread by both Jonty and Mr Eazy.  

 

Why not set up a thread for all poems and short stories related to World Of Tanks Blitz.  They can be short, long, amazingly good, terribly pants, fun, zany, miserable, happy, sad and of any style.  Anything really.  Also feel free to add anything poem or story related you have posted on another thread.  Ill start off.

 

The young British Cavalry trooper charged towards the french invaders,

Tightly he held his trusty Sabre,

He thrust. parried and swung at the foe,

At the end of the day's battle,

He cooked his meal upon the breastplate of a French Cuirassier,

Whom he had run through,

Finer by far to be a Hussar,

Huzzah!

 

OR

 

The young British Trooper, very, very slowly drove his TOG towards the enemy,

Ever forwards upon the fields of Blitz,

Forever watching his green mates disappear yonder,

Then,

Suddenly,

Reds ever rushing forwards,

Towards him, his crew and faithful TOG,

 

But being no easy prey,

The TOG belched forth,

Round after round,

Such a storm all around,

After a time,

All that was left,

Were burning Reds,

And the young British Trooper,

Drove his TOG ever forwards,

Upon the fields of Blitz.

Huzzah!

 

 

 



Mjr_Eazy #2 Posted 23 November 2018 - 07:44 AM

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On the forum we have a former cavalry trooper

His attempt to promote verse is super

The fella’s name is Colmain595

So help keep poetry alive

And stop the forumers falling into a stupor.

 

 


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Mjr_Eazy #3 Posted 23 November 2018 - 09:58 AM

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Tog - A Haiku

by Mjr_Eazy

Pleasant Black Friday
An odd, massive Tog trundles
enjoying the gun

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reekoiler #4 Posted 23 November 2018 - 10:02 AM

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Poetry has been defined as writing that does not reach right across

the page like

this.

 

I am an inspired poet and use the only legitimate form, as handed

down to us by

Homer.   The

Limerick

 

The End


Edited by reekoiler, 23 November 2018 - 10:03 AM.


I_Fought_the_Law #5 Posted 23 November 2018 - 08:01 PM

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Doh!

Mjr_Eazy #6 Posted 24 November 2018 - 09:30 AM

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There was a blitz player called no1_c_nt

Many of his forum posts were a bit blunt

He didnt post a poem

but we all know him

as what he is, the cupid stunt

 

Apologies but haway man, use some rhyme

It’s not a crime

you could even use a bit of grime

 


Edited by Mjr_Eazy, 24 November 2018 - 09:31 AM.

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reekoiler #7 Posted 24 November 2018 - 10:30 AM

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Not bad, Mjr_Eazy

if a little sleazy

some more decorum

in our forum

if you pleazy



Peddy_tanj_it #8 Posted 24 November 2018 - 12:28 PM

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There was a great tank collecter

Who rapped his T82 in cammo to protect her

All was well 

Becoming a Unicom swell

But along came 5.5 and fecked her


Edited by Peddy_tanj_it, 24 November 2018 - 12:28 PM.

There Ain't No Justice = TANJ 

reekoiler #9 Posted 24 November 2018 - 01:02 PM

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Can I roll out this old fave again?

 

There once was an IS3

It didn’t bother me

but once on Canal

it went down in the annal

s of history



jonty_2014 #10 Posted 24 November 2018 - 02:20 PM

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Haiku time again, folks:


Loot crates, gambletanks
The folly of Wargaming
Don’t ruin the game, please

 

 

 

 


Edited by jonty_2014, 24 November 2018 - 02:22 PM.

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jonty_2014 #11 Posted 24 November 2018 - 02:25 PM

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More haiku:


Bold M60, rush, spot
Sly FV, camping, boom, gone!
Delete game, goldnoob.





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Mjr_Eazy #12 Posted 24 November 2018 - 05:48 PM

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No poetry corner would be complete without one of our leading poets of the Great War and his prescient poem about KV-2s...

Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom
 
With thanks to Pvt. Baldrick and Blackadder goes Forth.

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Fugit555 #13 Posted 24 November 2018 - 06:59 PM

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View PostMjr_Eazy, on 24 November 2018 - 05:48 PM, said:

No poetry corner would be complete without one of our leading poets of the Great War and his prescient poem about KV-2s...

alatino;font-size:17px;">Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
alatino;font-size:17px;">Boom, Boom, Boom,
alatino;font-size:17px;">Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
alatino;font-size:17px;">Boom, Boom, Boom
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alatino;font-size:17px;">With thanks to Pvt. Baldrick and Blackadder goes Forth.

 

 

I prefer

‘hear the words I sing,

wars a horrid thing,

so I sing, sing, sing

ding-a-ling ‘

 


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Debbie_Does_Dallas #14 Posted 24 November 2018 - 07:14 PM

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On falls creek map the call is C

I look around and there's only me

3 at spawn , 2 at A

I'm wiped out fast by the red teams play

I ask the question "why sit there like cattle?"

What I get for my troubles is an inactive in battle.

The moral I learned was don't offer a path

As the only outcome will be noob filled wrath


And when I reach the gates of heaven, Saint Peter I will tell..."one more soldier reporting sir, I've served my time in hell".

verse found among possessions of dead american GI on omaha beach. Normandy 1944.


Player_4847592806 #15 Posted 24 November 2018 - 07:26 PM

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Rig, rig, rig, rig,

you filthy pig 

you filthy pig

you filthy pig



reekoiler #16 Posted 24 November 2018 - 07:37 PM

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View PostPlayer_4847592806, on 24 November 2018 - 07:26 PM, said:

Rig, rig, rig, rig,

you filthy pig 

you filthy pig

you filthy pig

 

This could almost have been inspired by another poster called Cancracker

Mjr_Eazy #17 Posted 24 November 2018 - 07:47 PM

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Apologies reekoiler, I’m waiting for John Cooper Clarke to come on and this seems appropriate for our fruit-cake tin-foil wearing nut job although NSFW...

Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end
Like a recently disinfected crap-house, you’re clean round the bend 
You give me the horrors
Too bad to be true 
All of my tomorrow’s
Are lousy coz of you 
You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag
Do us all a favour, here… wear this polythene bag

You’re like a dose of scabies
I’ve got you under my skin
You make life a fairy tale… Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive
You’ve got this slippery quality
It makes me think of phlegm
And a dual personality
I hate both of them

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away
Like a death a birthday party
You ruin all the fun
Like a sucked and spat our smartie
you’re no use to anyone
Like the shadow of the guillotine
On a dead consumptive’s face
Speaking as an outsider
What do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist
He recommended suicide…
Before scratching your bad name off his list
And pointing the way outside

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart
You’re heading for a breakdown
Better pull yourself apart

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss
Your attitudes are platitudes
Just make me wanna piss

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you
But I can…

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Chairman_merpug #18 Posted 24 November 2018 - 08:21 PM

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View PostMjr_Eazy, on 24 November 2018 - 07:47 PM, said:

Apologies reekoiler, I’m waiting for John Cooper Clarke to come on and this seems appropriate for our fruit-cake tin-foil wearing nut job although NSFW...

Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end
Like a recently disinfected crap-house, you’re clean round the bend 
You give me the horrors
Too bad to be true 
All of my tomorrow’s
Are lousy coz of you 
You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag
Do us all a favour, here… wear this polythene bag

You’re like a dose of scabies
I’ve got you under my skin
You make life a fairy tale… Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive
You’ve got this slippery quality
It makes me think of phlegm
And a dual personality
I hate both of them

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away
Like a death a birthday party
You ruin all the fun
Like a sucked and spat our smartie
you’re no use to anyone
Like the shadow of the guillotine
On a dead consumptive’s face
Speaking as an outsider
What do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist
He recommended suicide…
Before scratching your bad name off his list
And pointing the way outside

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart
You’re heading for a breakdown
Better pull yourself apart

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss
Your attitudes are platitudes
Just make me wanna piss

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you
But I can…

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More appropriately

 

Motorcycle Michael, he wants to buy a tank

Only 29 years old and he's learning how to wank

 

Do you think JCC was psychic?

Mind you, from being a fan in my youth, I think he's a complete tool now.

 


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Mjr_Eazy #19 Posted 24 November 2018 - 11:47 PM

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Lol, yeah...

 

Re: JCC I think it’s just you’ve got older and grown up but I’m still clinging on to my adolescence and not grown up yet..

Plus I’m a terrible poet, bad limericks are my limit and I’d love to reach the dizzying heights of Kung Fu International


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Chairman_merpug #20 Posted 25 November 2018 - 12:37 AM

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View PostMjr_Eazy, on 24 November 2018 - 11:47 PM, said:

Lol, yeah...

 

Re: JCC I think it’s just you’ve got older and grown up but I’m still clinging on to my adolescence and not grown up yet..

Plus I’m a terrible poet, bad limericks are my limit and I’d love to reach the dizzying heights of Kung Fu International

Yeah, but that was thirty--odd years ago. Now he's just a slightly strange Manc with dyed hair who wears shades indoors.


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